The Collectors

Mick ‘the Chemist’ O Connor and his collection of acid flashbacks

Wolfgang and Madge and their fantastic creatures

That bloke that used to be on the telly and his collection of dunces

Andy and his organic baked beans

John and his collection of fingers in pies

Mr Potato and his collection of facial features

Dr Tulip and his collection of rough boys

Dr Vug Van Plug and his collection of mocking mutants

The King and his little green men

Frank reveals the secrets of the universe, within a piece of cheese, to his collection of adoring fans

Eric Blair and his collection of 'pissed up' communists

Billy Red Neck and his collection of hooded nimrods

Raoul and Martinez and their noxious gases

Brian ‘meat head’ Cooper and his collection of mutton chops and mince

Horis and his collection of lumps

Gillian and her missing pieces

Boris and his collection of stitches

Maurice and his collection of barbiturates

Doris and her collection of pigtails